yikes.

Megan and I are starting a new Halloween costume line as a form of protest. There are far too many sexy costume lines and they're all getting a bit ridiculous. Today, i saw a sexy candy corn costume. And a sexy bullfighter. What the hoot.


Sexy Band-Aid
Sexy Booger
Sexy Pee Wee Herman
Sexy Baby
Sexy Stork delivering babies
Sexy Midwife
Sexy iPod
Sexy Suffragette
Sexy Richard Nixon
Sexy George W.
Sexy Hillary Clinton
Sexy Winnie the Pooh
Sexy Paddington

We are kicking ass at this one. All we need is some start-up capital….

Megan Jackson
Client Associate
Barney & Barney LLC
-----Original Message-----From: Wheeler, Misty [mailto:mwheeler@ucsd.edu] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:32 PMTo: Megan JacksonSubject: RE: Costumes

Sexy Pizza Slice
Sexy Milk Carton
Sexy Hitler
Sexy Exterminator
Sexy Hang Glider
Sexy Felix the Cat
The Sexy Lollipop Guild
Sexy Teletubby
Sexy Switchboard Operator
Sexy Phone Booth


Seriously, I think we’re going to make a killing here. We’re loaded with ideas.

From: Megan Jackson [mailto:meganj@barneyandbarney.com] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:26 PMTo: Wheeler, MistySubject: RE: Costumes

Sexy Vulture
Sexy Porky Pig
Sexy Elmer Fudd
Sexy Liberace
Sexy Beethoven
Sexy Oreo
Sexy Gilligan
Sexy Taco (that poops ice cream?)
Sexy Used Condom
Sexy Charles Manson
Sexy Cousin Itt


Megan Jackson
Client Associate
Barney & Barney LLC
-----Original Message-----From: Wheeler, Misty [mailto:mwheeler@ucsd.edu] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:19 PMTo: Megan JacksonSubject: RE: Costumes

Sexy Pickle
Sexy Sock Monkey
Sexy Houseplant
Sexy Fire Hydrant
Sexy Stenographer
Sexy Donald Duck
Three Sexy Stooges
Sexy Soccer Mom
Sexy Cupcake



From: Megan Jackson [mailto:meganj@barneyandbarney.com] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:15 PMTo: Wheeler, MistySubject: RE: Costumes

Sexy Refugee!!!
Sexy Cancer Patient
Sexy Homeless Person
Sexy Kid Sister/My Buddy
Sexy Garbage Pail Kids
Sexy Child Molester
Sexy Telemarketer
Sexy Martha Stewart
Sexy Big Bird
Sexy Elmo
Sexy Insurance Salesman (heh.)
Sexy Maytag Repairman
Sexy Wilford Brimley
Sexy Bill Cosby

Megan Jackson
Client Associate
Barney & Barney LLC
-----Original Message-----From: Wheeler, Misty [mailto:mwheeler@ucsd.edu] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:08 PMTo: Megan JacksonSubject: RE: Costumes

The Sexy Alamo might be my new favorite thing ever

I’m adding this to my blog as it is the most hilarious email in the world. Please include your original ideas in your next reply. Do not forget my favorite, Sexy Refugee.

Sexy Train Conductor
Sexy Richard Simmons
Sexy Brangelina’s Twins
Sexy Zonkey
Sexy Whoopi Goldberg
Sexy Quaker
Sexy Willow
Sexy Rubber Ducky



From: Megan Jackson [mailto:meganj@barneyandbarney.com] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:03 PMTo: Wheeler, MistySubject: RE: Costumes

Sexy Chicken Wing
Sexy Hot Dog on a Stick employee
Sexy Tick
Sexy Monster Truck
The Sexy Alamo
Sexy Twin Towers (ooh, too soon?)
Sexy Jerry Seinfeld
Sexy T-Rex


Megan Jackson
Client Associate
Barney & Barney LLC
-----Original Message-----From: Wheeler, Misty [mailto:mwheeler@ucsd.edu] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 3:59 PMTo: Megan JacksonSubject: Costumes

Sexy Ben Franklin
Sexy The Beatles
Sexy Moses
Sexy Queen Mother
Sexy stapler
Sexy seagull
Sexy thimble
Sexy potato