Megan and I are starting a new Halloween costume line as a form of protest. There are far too many sexy costume lines and they're all getting a bit ridiculous. Today, i saw a sexy candy corn costume. And a sexy bullfighter. What the hoot.
Sexy Band-Aid
Sexy Booger
Sexy Pee Wee Herman
Sexy Baby
Sexy Stork delivering babies
Sexy Midwife
Sexy iPod
Sexy Suffragette
Sexy Richard Nixon
Sexy George W.
Sexy Hillary Clinton
Sexy Winnie the Pooh
Sexy Paddington
We are kicking ass at this one. All we need is some start-up capital….
Megan Jackson
Client Associate
Barney & Barney LLC
-----Original Message-----From: Wheeler, Misty [mailto:mwheeler@ucsd.edu] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:32 PMTo: Megan JacksonSubject: RE: Costumes
Sexy Pizza Slice
Sexy Milk Carton
Sexy Hitler
Sexy Exterminator
Sexy Hang Glider
Sexy Felix the Cat
The Sexy Lollipop Guild
Sexy Teletubby
Sexy Switchboard Operator
Sexy Phone Booth
Seriously, I think we’re going to make a killing here. We’re loaded with ideas.
From: Megan Jackson [mailto:meganj@barneyandbarney.com] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:26 PMTo: Wheeler, MistySubject: RE: Costumes
Sexy Vulture
Sexy Porky Pig
Sexy Elmer Fudd
Sexy Liberace
Sexy Beethoven
Sexy Oreo
Sexy Gilligan
Sexy Taco (that poops ice cream?)
Sexy Used Condom
Sexy Charles Manson
Sexy Cousin Itt
Megan Jackson
Client Associate
Barney & Barney LLC
-----Original Message-----From: Wheeler, Misty [mailto:mwheeler@ucsd.edu] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:19 PMTo: Megan JacksonSubject: RE: Costumes
Sexy Pickle
Sexy Sock Monkey
Sexy Houseplant
Sexy Fire Hydrant
Sexy Stenographer
Sexy Donald Duck
Three Sexy Stooges
Sexy Soccer Mom
Sexy Cupcake
From: Megan Jackson [mailto:meganj@barneyandbarney.com] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:15 PMTo: Wheeler, MistySubject: RE: Costumes
Sexy Refugee!!!
Sexy Cancer Patient
Sexy Homeless Person
Sexy Kid Sister/My Buddy
Sexy Garbage Pail Kids
Sexy Child Molester
Sexy Telemarketer
Sexy Martha Stewart
Sexy Big Bird
Sexy Elmo
Sexy Insurance Salesman (heh.)
Sexy Maytag Repairman
Sexy Wilford Brimley
Sexy Bill Cosby
Megan Jackson
Client Associate
Barney & Barney LLC
-----Original Message-----From: Wheeler, Misty [mailto:mwheeler@ucsd.edu] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:08 PMTo: Megan JacksonSubject: RE: Costumes
The Sexy Alamo might be my new favorite thing ever
I’m adding this to my blog as it is the most hilarious email in the world. Please include your original ideas in your next reply. Do not forget my favorite, Sexy Refugee.
Sexy Train Conductor
Sexy Richard Simmons
Sexy Brangelina’s Twins
Sexy Zonkey
Sexy Whoopi Goldberg
Sexy Quaker
Sexy Willow
Sexy Rubber Ducky
From: Megan Jackson [mailto:meganj@barneyandbarney.com] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 4:03 PMTo: Wheeler, MistySubject: RE: Costumes
Sexy Chicken Wing
Sexy Hot Dog on a Stick employee
Sexy Tick
Sexy Monster Truck
The Sexy Alamo
Sexy Twin Towers (ooh, too soon?)
Sexy Jerry Seinfeld
Sexy T-Rex
Megan Jackson
Client Associate
Barney & Barney LLC
-----Original Message-----From: Wheeler, Misty [mailto:mwheeler@ucsd.edu] Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 3:59 PMTo: Megan JacksonSubject: Costumes
Sexy Ben Franklin
Sexy The Beatles
Sexy Moses
Sexy Queen Mother
Sexy stapler
Sexy seagull
Sexy thimble
Sexy potato
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
4:24pm, Thursday, October 2, 2008
This is the longest day in the history of the world.
i apologize for my noticeable (or not) absence from the blogging world. m.e. demanded more entries. i have been feeling a bit uninspired as of late, so i'm sorry if this isn't as hilarious as you all know i am capable of being. when i say "you all" i mean both of you, m.e. and megan.
when it rains it pours and when it pains it roars and all of the above appear to be happening to me all at the same time. with the exception of course of actual rain which would be welcomed with open arms because i'm tired of discovering new places on my body that accumulate sweat during a 45 minute lunch break to target. anyway, there's a lot of shit going down. and no, i won't get into it. if you're close enough to me, you know, and if you don't know, i haven't told you for a reason. most likely just to spare you. you can thank me later.
so, i'm alive. i'm stuck here in this office for another 30 minutes and after completing 4 "easy" sudoku puzzles in 45 minutes (shut up) i've decided to pay the cleverly named blog site a visit.
i'm listening to 60's hippie rock on pandora and i'm not ashamed. and i've eaten a bag and a half of gummy bears since 10am. and not much else. goldfish crackers. i love goldfish crackers. i've been craving a corn dog for an upwards of 3 weeks now. there are apparently some in the cleary's freezer, but driving to encinitas for a corn dog might make me look fat.
i haven't done any actual work today, which is not so good because i have deadlines from last week that i still haven't met. considering burning this mother down, damning the man, and setting my bra ablaze just to prove a point. screw you, job.
funny texts from drunk friends:
"i miss you misry w. can i meet up with the lyrics?"
"if u come to the damce party i'll buy you tacos at the jackn th e box"
"i'm at ra by myself wasted as fuk! i got2 go home. i'l call a cab, fuck cabs i'll walk i'm mexican. fuk san dieg! i'm mexican!"
"if u give me whiskey imma bang her out but u gotta give her a ride home stupid"
"man up dickbag dr. weber gave me more vicodin he's shexy. i have to poo"
i love my friends.
i'm sneaking out early. it's 4:43pm and i can't take anymore.
i promise i won't be a stranger.
lovelovelove.
i apologize for my noticeable (or not) absence from the blogging world. m.e. demanded more entries. i have been feeling a bit uninspired as of late, so i'm sorry if this isn't as hilarious as you all know i am capable of being. when i say "you all" i mean both of you, m.e. and megan.
when it rains it pours and when it pains it roars and all of the above appear to be happening to me all at the same time. with the exception of course of actual rain which would be welcomed with open arms because i'm tired of discovering new places on my body that accumulate sweat during a 45 minute lunch break to target. anyway, there's a lot of shit going down. and no, i won't get into it. if you're close enough to me, you know, and if you don't know, i haven't told you for a reason. most likely just to spare you. you can thank me later.
so, i'm alive. i'm stuck here in this office for another 30 minutes and after completing 4 "easy" sudoku puzzles in 45 minutes (shut up) i've decided to pay the cleverly named blog site a visit.
i'm listening to 60's hippie rock on pandora and i'm not ashamed. and i've eaten a bag and a half of gummy bears since 10am. and not much else. goldfish crackers. i love goldfish crackers. i've been craving a corn dog for an upwards of 3 weeks now. there are apparently some in the cleary's freezer, but driving to encinitas for a corn dog might make me look fat.
i haven't done any actual work today, which is not so good because i have deadlines from last week that i still haven't met. considering burning this mother down, damning the man, and setting my bra ablaze just to prove a point. screw you, job.
funny texts from drunk friends:
"i miss you misry w. can i meet up with the lyrics?"
"if u come to the damce party i'll buy you tacos at the jackn th e box"
"i'm at ra by myself wasted as fuk! i got2 go home. i'l call a cab, fuck cabs i'll walk i'm mexican. fuk san dieg! i'm mexican!"
"if u give me whiskey imma bang her out but u gotta give her a ride home stupid"
"man up dickbag dr. weber gave me more vicodin he's shexy. i have to poo"
i love my friends.
i'm sneaking out early. it's 4:43pm and i can't take anymore.
i promise i won't be a stranger.
lovelovelove.
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